The Vampir Medic and His (Annoying) Roommate
Daaaark. I'm booooored.

dead-man-kings:

vampirmedic:

"Nice to meet you, bored." 

Dark chuckled and smiled at his friend. “Got nothin’ to do, huh?”

I was thinking “Pitch Perfect”, but only because Owen hates that movie. [Doesn’t protest having been tugged closer, and instead leans into the other man.]

Unless you have a better idea for a romance movie?

"Hmm. I’d have no idea. I don’t usually hang around to watch romance movies." He chuckled and shrugged the shoulder that Abel wasn’t currently leaning on. "I’ve never even heard of ‘Pitch Perfect’. May as well give it a try, yeah?"

My kitten just gave me the most horrible scare a few minutes ago.

I was doing laundry and stuffed a big blanket in the dryer. Shut the dryer door and turned it on and started hearing thumps from inside it. Now the dryer I have is old and sometimes makes noise like that, but it didn’t sound right to me since it’s never made noise like that when I do that blanket. So I opened the dryer and my kitten jumped out.

I hadn’t even seen her come in the laundry room. I guess she must’ve jumped into the dryer with the blanket chasing the tag on it or something. I’m just so glad I decided to check what the thumping was instead of passing it off as the dryer noise or I could’ve killed my kitten. I’m a little choked up about it right now even though I made sure she was perfectly fine.

dear current and future rp partners: i’m going to go days without replying to you, please don’t take it personally.

Daaaark. I'm booooored.

dead-man-kings:

vampirmedic:

"Nice to meet you, bored." 

Dark chuckled and smiled at his friend. “Got nothin’ to do, huh?”

Then we don’t have to. [Sweetly kisses him on the cheek.] And I like the way you think, good sir. Naked movie time sounds fantastic.

He chuckled and looped an arm around Abel’s, tugging the albino close to his side. “So what’s a good movie to watch while naked? Something mushy and romantic?” 

Daaaark. I'm booooored.

dead-man-kings:

vampirmedic:

"Nice to meet you, bored." 

Dark chuckled and smiled at his friend. “Got nothin’ to do, huh?”

What, is he being a bastard? [Sliiiiides on over and wraps his arm around Dark’s shoulders.] I have a couple ideas. That involve nudity. 

Or we could just watch a movie, y’know?

"Er, no. He’s pretty normal I would guess. I’ve been avoiding him for a little while now." He raised a hand to scratch at the back of his neck and worried his lower lip between his teeth for a few moments. "More like I was the bastard to him and just… Eh… I’d kinda rather not talk about it."

Dark went quiet after that, but soon enough a grin split his lips and he raised a brow in good humor. “Naked movie time?”

Daaaark. I'm booooored.

dead-man-kings:

vampirmedic:

"Nice to meet you, bored." 

Dark chuckled and smiled at his friend. “Got nothin’ to do, huh?”

Don’t start with the dad jokes.

And I don’t. Wweh.

"Sorry, not sorry. I saw the opportunity and I went for it."

Oh, Dark. Ever the nerdy vampire.

"So whatcha wanna do? As long as it’s something that keeps me far away from Sinnian I’m game for whatever."

demonyukio:

things i want to draw:

  • fanart
  • my ocs

things i cant draw:

  • fanart
  • my own fuckin ocs
Daaaark. I'm booooored.

"Nice to meet you, bored." 

Dark chuckled and smiled at his friend. “Got nothin’ to do, huh?”

Hello

"A talking horse? I must be seeing zhings…"

pemsylvania:

the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep