The Vampir Medic and His (Annoying) Roommate

If I had known about the bobbit worm while designing Dark, he may not have been a centipede.

Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.

jadeyscum:

I think we all got a little bit more gay this year

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

"Josef!" Dark slumped against the merc's door and scratched at it. "I'm dyin' of boredom out here! Come out and entertain me! Let's do something together!"

the-second-todesengel:

the-second-todesengel:

"Entertain you? Vhat do I look like? A toy?" Josef declared as he opened the door. 

The pups stopped to see who entered their domain. Upon seeing the vampire the werewolves didn’t know what to think of him. They both tilted their heads to the left. 

"Zhe bigger vone of zhe two is Samual, und zhe smaller vonce is Izak," Josef told Sinnian. "Best to let zhem approach you. Zhey’re a bit uneasy due to you being a vampire."

Dark nodded and slowly moved to sit down in his spot. He forced his smile down some, hiding his fangs behind his lips, and made his posture relaxed and comfortable. 

"Hey, little guys." he cooed at the pups. 

"Josef!" Dark slumped against the merc's door and scratched at it. "I'm dyin' of boredom out here! Come out and entertain me! Let's do something together!"

the-second-todesengel:

vampirmedic:

the-second-todesengel:

the-second-todesengel:

"Entertain you? Vhat do I look like? A toy?" Josef declared as he opened the door. 

"I’m not busy no. Babysitting the boys, zhough. Vife is vorking late at zhe hospital." Josef grinned mischievously. "Ve could be like zhe high school couple who make out vhen zhe kids have gone to bed."

"Heh. I like the way you think. If the kids are gonna be up for a while we could pop in a movie ‘til bedtime." He paused and tilted his head slightly as a thoughtful expression crossed his features. "I don’t think I’ve ever even seen your kids, Jo."

Josef raised a brow, frowning slightly. “Jo? I’m not vone for nicknames, Dark.” He sighed. “But vhatever. Here. Come in und I’ll introduce zhem to you. Zhis vay.” Josef moved to the side to let Dark in before heading towards the living room where two werewolf pups, who were getting bigger and bigger were playing fighting.

He shrugged and stepped past Josef, following him as the werewolf led him through. When he caught sight of the two pups he couldn’t help the wide smile that tugged his lips, certain his fangs wouldn’t scare them, or the squeak that escaped him. 

"Oh my goodness, lookit them! They’re adorable!"

"Josef!" Dark slumped against the merc's door and scratched at it. "I'm dyin' of boredom out here! Come out and entertain me! Let's do something together!"

the-second-todesengel:

the-second-todesengel:

"Entertain you? Vhat do I look like? A toy?" Josef declared as he opened the door. 

"I’m not busy no. Babysitting the boys, zhough. Vife is vorking late at zhe hospital." Josef grinned mischievously. "Ve could be like zhe high school couple who make out vhen zhe kids have gone to bed."

"Heh. I like the way you think. If the kids are gonna be up for a while we could pop in a movie ‘til bedtime." He paused and tilted his head slightly as a thoughtful expression crossed his features. "I don’t think I’ve ever even seen your kids, Jo."

"Josef!" Dark slumped against the merc's door and scratched at it. "I'm dyin' of boredom out here! Come out and entertain me! Let's do something together!"

the-second-todesengel:

vampirmedic:

the-second-todesengel:

"Entertain you? Vhat do I look like? A toy?" Josef declared as he opened the door. 

"Pfft, nah. You look too grumpy to be a toy."

The vampire grinned and stared up at Josef from where he had fallen on the floor when the door opened. “Just thought we could go and do something together.”

"Vell, vhat vould you like to do? Ve could go und kill people …"

"Kill people, watch a movie, make out- it’s all good." He chuckled as he pulled himself to his feet and dusted off his clothes. "Unless you’re busy or something. I could just hang around and watch you do whatever you do."

"Hey, scary ass! A certain vampire's come to see you! And he brought a preeeeeseeeent!"

brutalravensdale:

If he had the muscle to do it, Monty would have torn the door off its hinges. 

"J-Just in time! Hello! Come in come in come in I need to kiss and hug and moan someone’s name."

"Well hello to you too."

Dark smirked and chuckled, stepping closer and looping an arm around Monty’s shoulders. In the other hand he held a severed scout-bot’s arm.

"Brought you a robot arm ‘cause I figured you’d like it. I’ll just dump it somewhere for you and we can cuddle and stuff."

"Josef!" Dark slumped against the merc's door and scratched at it. "I'm dyin' of boredom out here! Come out and entertain me! Let's do something together!"

the-second-todesengel:

"Entertain you? Vhat do I look like? A toy?" Josef declared as he opened the door. 

"Pfft, nah. You look too grumpy to be a toy."

The vampire grinned and stared up at Josef from where he had fallen on the floor when the door opened. “Just thought we could go and do something together.”