The Vampir Medic and His (Annoying) Roommate

The one morning I actually need to use the internet for something it decides to act as shitty as it does during the day. It’s never been bad in the morning. I’m sick of the horrible signal out here.

lokiloo:

I was looking through Flower Language meanings and I saw that grass can mean ‘homosexual love’ and now I’m crying myself in laughter imagining some guy dumping lawn clippings onto his crush’s porch screaming ‘I FUCCKIN LOVE U YOU GAY PIECE OF SHIT’.

Now and then Dark can distract Sinnian from his work and get the anti-social medic to actually “follow” (chase) him outside by doodling on his work papers.

Of course this usually leads to a physical fight and Dark being locked out of their room for the night. He keeps himself busy as he sits in the hall by counting the number of cuts and bruises Sinnian manages to give him.

"Abel Abel Abel!" Dark zipped around the other vampire, suddenly stopping in front of him and leaning a bit too close. "Let's do something! Something that involves running or hunting or something! I've got so much extra damn energy I need to burn!"

dead-man-kings:

dead-man-kings:

You can wrestle Owen while you’re both naked and covered in baby oil? =ovo=

[Obvious: Abel was a massive pervert. Also creepy.]

[Grabs his arm and starts hauling him away.]

Let’s go! Yes!

Dark laughed as he was pulled along and quickly began jogging to keep up. He was excited enough that his teeth were beginning to chatter and little squeaky chirps escaped him every now and then.

"Happy birthday, Aldi! I brought you a bird!" Dark smiled widely and proudly presented a dead crow. "I caught it myself!"

thegermandoctor:

thegermandoctor:

"O-Oh um.. Zhank you? Only ozher zhing I’ve gotten today." Aldrik held the crow within his hands, careful not to get any blood on his hands. "I.. take it zhe bird is fresh, zhen?" He blinked at Dark.

What a nice way to be greeted by his boyfriend after such a long time!

"Zhat’s um… nice. " Aldrik nodded and rose a brow at the bleeding bird corpse in his hands. "Mm… I could probably get zhis made into a small statue. Zhat vould look nice, ja?" He chuckled, seeing that Dark was very excited about giving him this gift. Just like a small child would.

He gently placed the bird onto the table next to him and reached out to hug Dark, pulling him close. “Danke schön. I appreciate it.”

Dark’s arms wrapped around Aldrik’s neck and his smile widened as he was pulled closer. A soft purr bubbled up and rumbled in his chest after a moment. “Glad you like it. But I thought you might wanna make a meal out of it instead of stuffing it.”

He snickered and pressed his forehead against Aldrik’s chest, hiding his face so his joking expression wouldn’t be given away just yet. 

"Well, something definitely smells good in here."

politescoutrussell:

politescoutrussell:

"Ehehe, thanks," Russell only says, although he doesn’t look away from the oven yet, still keeping an eye on the cookies he’s making, "Just trying a new recipe out, ehehehe…" he rubs the back of his neck, unable to stop himself from feeling awkward with that coming out of his mouth.

"Ehehe, yeah, it was," he said, with a small smile, "I mean, ehe, it gave people a break and if no one was home, I could just make something for myself."

"Ehehe, well, a couple people do," he said then, "I mean, I make cookies and send them around for Christmas a lot. Then again, I never said I specifically made them."

He stood and listened for a moment as Dark explained what he had bee doing lately. It seemed like everyone was up to their normal things.

"Ehe, glad to you know you’re all doing okay," he said then, with a small nod, before he quickly spoke, "Ehehe, hey, it’s all right. Don’t worry about it."

"Maybe next time, huh?" He chuckled and pushed off the wall, bouncing in place and smiling widely. "Next time I’ll make sure to drag Sinnian out to visit too. Lately he’s made a habit of living at his work desk. Always paperwork with him. Even his birds are getting upset."

The vampire sighed and rolled his eyes. “Maybe I should drag you over there instead. That’d be a lot easier since you don’t have the strength to really fight back.” He chuckled and took a glance into the oven. “Mm. I’ll at least wait ‘til those are done. Since I’m so gracious and all.” Yeah, no. Even he had to snort at the ridiculousness of that.

After about a day and a half of having good internet, it just died on me.

To those I owe replies to: expect them to come extremely slowly if at all. Depends on how much I have to fight the connection. I’ll keep trying though. 

"Well, something definitely smells good in here."

politescoutrussell:

politescoutrussell:

"Ehehe, thanks," Russell only says, although he doesn’t look away from the oven yet, still keeping an eye on the cookies he’s making, "Just trying a new recipe out, ehehehe…" he rubs the back of his neck, unable to stop himself from feeling awkward with that coming out of his mouth.

He straightened up himself. At least he had a little more space again. Sure, Dark was harmless (at least most of the time anyway to him), and could be a real joker when he wanted, but at the same time, who didn’t like space.

"Ehehe, well, as I said, when you live with seven brothers and your Ma is preoccupied with a lotta things, you end up learning," he admitted, still rubbing at the back of his neck, "Ehe, I guess there is that."

"I’ve been all right thanks, ehe, just doing the usual, working, free time stuff, looking after Misty, you know, regular things," he said then, "How about you? Ehehe…"

"Mm. I guess it’s a good skill with a family that big. Wouldn’t let anyone around here know you bake though. They’ll either start teasing or begging for sweets if they can’t cook for themselves."

He chuckled and took a few steps back in order to lean back against a wall. “I’ve been alright myself. Hunting, hanging around, finding new ways to bother Sinnian. It’s been fun. Dang. I should’a brought you something. I’ve been bringing things to everyone.”

"Abel Abel Abel!" Dark zipped around the other vampire, suddenly stopping in front of him and leaning a bit too close. "Let's do something! Something that involves running or hunting or something! I've got so much extra damn energy I need to burn!"

dead-man-kings:

dead-man-kings:

You can wrestle Owen while you’re both naked and covered in baby oil? =ovo=

[Obvious: Abel was a massive pervert. Also creepy.]

No because he has to do what I say.

Plus, he loves wrestling and needs to get into a fight, anyway.

"Sweet." He chuckled again and rubbed his hands together as he started bouncing in place. "Let’s go find the big guy!"

"Abel Abel Abel!" Dark zipped around the other vampire, suddenly stopping in front of him and leaning a bit too close. "Let's do something! Something that involves running or hunting or something! I've got so much extra damn energy I need to burn!"

dead-man-kings:

vampirmedic:

dead-man-kings:

You can wrestle Owen while you’re both naked and covered in baby oil? =ovo=

[Obvious: Abel was a massive pervert. Also creepy.]

He laughed at that and leaned back out of Abel’s space.

"Sounds kinky." Then he went quiet and his expression turned thoughtful for a moment. After that Dark started squirming in his place as if holding still was too hard for him. "But, hey, I’d be game. Wrestling takes energy, yeah? A good amount. And if we’re slippery it’d be harder to grab and keep a hold meaning more wrestling meaning more energy burned! Oh! But clothes. Something to grab and try to hang onto or have grabbed and try to struggle out of!"

[It was his turn to lean into Dark’s space now, grinning like the cat who ate the canary.]

Can I film it?

If Dark minded his space being invaded he didn’t show it. He grinned and chuckled quietly. “Why not? Record a million copies and sell them for all I care! I’ve always wanted adoring fans. But while we sit here making plans, don’t you think we should be asking Owen his opinion on the matter first?”