The Vampir Medic and His (Annoying) Roommate

I got a job about a week ago and I’ll be on my own starting this week. One person works per shift in the deli where I’m stationed. It really sucks cuz sometimes it gets super busy. That and there’s no scheduled breaks so I only get to take a breather if there’s no one in the store. I’m just hoping the stress level stays down.

Also morning shift sucks big time. I get done with stuff too fast then have to pretend to do things so I’m not just standing around. I like evening shift more cuz I’ve got an actual list to follow.

Reblog if you create infinite numbers of stories for your character in your head that never get written or rped

aelx:

ipoog:

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

"I zhink I might like to learn to play zhe piano. Now if I just knew vhere to find vone."

"If somevone could convince our Mod not to vake us up so early zhat vould be much appreciated."

"I’d enjoy it more if someone punched her or something."

[Here comes an oversized wolf, tackling Dark! :D]

dead-man-kings:

vampirmedic:

One very unmanly shriek later, Dark lay flat on his back staring up at the wolf with a very unamused expression.

"Where the heck did you come from and why did I deserve this?"

[The only answer he was going to get was a face full of wolfy kisses and the beast’s tail going a mile a minute because hello Dark!!]

"No, no, no! Stop that! Ugh, wolf spit! C’mon, get off!"

He grumbled and pushed at the wolf’s snout, though after a minute he gave up and patted the wolf’s head gently.

[Here comes an oversized wolf, tackling Dark! :D]

One very unmanly shriek later, Dark lay flat on his back staring up at the wolf with a very unamused expression.

"Where the heck did you come from and why did I deserve this?"

"Dark!"

"Yeah?"

"Please tell me zhe red liquid in zhe sink is just dyed vater."

"Oh, yeah, about that. Don’t gimme that look! It really is just water! But, uh… You might wanna fish your coat out of it before you wind up looking like you’re on RED."

"Vhat? Vhy is my coat in zhe vater?!"

“‘Cause it fell in earlier and I was too lazy to get it out.”

"Things went pretty well with the whole talk with Sinnian, I think. I thought he was gonna send me to respawn at least once, but he didn’t lose his temper much. He was really calm. Except when he first woke up and saw that I was back. He punched me in the face."

nannasghost:

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A FUN ART MEME???

pick a drawing your friend did, and redraw it in your style, and then friend pictures a drawing you did, and redraws it in theirs! i bet that would be fun